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Support Your Practice with Sacred Items
Welcome to the Unburdened Shop
Explore our carefully curated collection of items to support your Open Inquiry practice and IFS journey. ✨
🎟️ Cipher Lottery Ticket
Each chapter of Unburdened begins with an epigraph hidden in simple substitution ciphers. 🔐 Purchase a lottery ticket for a chance to win the keys to all the ciphers! 🗝️ Winner selected weekly! You are likely to win! 📅
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📓 Official Way of Open Inquiry Journal
Notebook featuring the Sacred Question Mark symbol (?) on the cover. Perfect for your inquiry practice, parts dialogues, or daily reflections. 📝
High-quality paper, durable binding, 140 dotted pages. ✍️
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💧 17oz Ceremonial Water Bottle
Stay hydrated during your practice with this premium insulated water bottle. 💧 Featuring subtle Open Inquiry branding for mindful fluid integration. 🧘
17oz bowling-pin shape. Keeps drinks cold or hot for 6 hours. 🔥❄️
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💧 32oz Ceremonial Water Bottle
The full ceremony experience. 💧 Wide-mouth foldable straw, rotating handle, perfect for long retreats and active lifestyles. 🧘
32oz. Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours ❄️ or hot for 12 hours. 🔥
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📜 Lifetime Membership Certificate
Beautiful certificate suitable for framing and wall display. 🖼️ Demonstrates your commitment to the Way of Open Inquiry. ✨
Printed on archival-quality paper. ✨
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✨ Personal Spirit Guide Matching Service
Receive a one-hour consultation where I’ll channel your perfect spirit guide. 🔮 Sessions conducted via video call. 💻
Includes recorded session 🎥 and personalized guide profile document. 📋✨
$500.00
🚗 Conviction Minimization Car Magnet
Show your commitment to conviction minimization with this premium car magnet.
“Believe less, disbelieve less — Way of Open Inquiry” 💭
Weather-resistant, perfect for cars, fridges, or filing cabinets. 🚙🧲
Free with any order. 🎁
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- Processing Time: Most orders ship within 2-3 business days. 📦⏰
- Returns: All sales are final.
Bulk Orders
Interested in ordering journals, water bottles, or magnets in bulk for your community or practice group? 👥 Contact us for special pricing. 💰
Disclaimer
All profits support the author’s ongoing daemon possession management expenses, 👻 including emergency Tarot consultations 🔮 with a specialist in Portland who charges $300/hour. Plus, you’re bringing us one step closer to renting Stonehenge 🗿 for next year’s Way of Open Inquiry Conference (current quote: £63,000 for three days, plus another £8,000 for “historical monument insurance”). 💰 Additional funding goes toward impulsive purchases like limited-edition meditation cushions I’ll use exactly once, 🧘 frivolous gifts for book signing attendees (“everyone gets a singing bowl!” 🔔), and expanding my collection of ceremonial robes, sacred geometry harem pants, and handwoven alpaca ponchos. 🦙✨