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Welcome to the Unburdened Shop

Explore our carefully curated collection of items to support your Open Inquiry practice and IFS journey. ✨

🎟️ Cipher Lottery Ticket

Each chapter of Unburdened begins with an epigraph hidden in simple substitution ciphers. 🔐 Purchase a lottery ticket for a chance to win the keys to all the ciphers! 🗝️ Winner selected weekly! You are likely to win! 📅

$10.00

📓 Official Way of Open Inquiry Journals

Notebooks featuring the Sacred Question Mark symbol (?) on the cover. Perfect for your inquiry practice, parts dialogues, or daily reflections. 📝

High-quality paper, durable binding, 140 pages. ✍️

$23.00

💧 Ceremonial Water Bottles

Stay hydrated during your practice with these premium insulated water bottles. 💧 Featuring subtle Open Inquiry branding for mindful fluid integration. 🧘

Choose either 17 or 32oz size. Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours ❄️ or hot for 12 hours. 🔥

$47.00

📜 Lifetime Membership Certificate

Beautiful certificate suitable for framing and wall display. 🖼️ Demonstrates your commitment to The Way of Open Inquiry. ✨

Printed on archival-quality paper. ✨ Personalize with your name. 🏷️

$250.00

✨ Personal Spirit Guide Matching Service

Receive a one-hour consultation where I’ll channel your perfect spirit guide. 🔮 Sessions conducted via video call. 💻

Includes recorded session 🎥 and personalized guide profile document. 📋✨

$500.00

🚗 Conviction Minimization Car Magnet

Show your commitment to conviction minimization with this premium car magnet.

“Believe less, disbelieve less — Way of Open Inquiry” 💭

Weather-resistant, perfect for cars, fridges, or filing cabinets. 🚙🧲

Free with any order. 🎁

$5.00

Shipping & Returns

Processing Time: Most orders ship within 2-3 business days. 📦⏰
Returns: All sales are final.

Bulk Orders

Interested in ordering journals, water bottles, or magnets in bulk for your community or practice group? 👥 Contact us for special pricing. 💰

Disclaimer

All profits support the author’s ongoing daemon possession management expenses, 👻 including emergency Tarot consultations 🔮 with a specialist in Portland who charges $300/hour. Plus, you’re bringing us one step closer to renting Stonehenge 🗿 for next year’s Way of Open Inquiry Conference (current quote: £63,000 for three days, plus another £8,000 for “historical monument insurance”). 💰 Additional funding goes toward impulsive purchases like limited-edition meditation cushions I’ll use exactly once, 🧘 frivolous gifts for book signing attendees (“everyone gets a singing bowl!” 🔔), and expanding my collection of ceremonial robes, sacred geometry harem pants, and handwoven alpaca ponchos. 🦙✨